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Hurry up.
I am feeling cold.
He's no Sooraj Barjatiya...
...that we can't start the rituals without him.
To hell with your Barjatiya.
Does anyone ever start the rituals without the video guy?
It's just a video.
We can start from the middle.
Wait for a while, Veeru.
Goldie Isn't getting married again.
You wait for him, I'm leaving.
He arrived late on Mr. Bhusan's son's marriage.
There's no one like him in entire Anandpur.
Chojjar uncle changed the dates on the wedding card.
Because Bittoo wasn't available.
Brother, he's a rascal.
He barges in anywhere with his camera.
That's why he makes such nice videos.
He gave me 25 discount.
Through Cutie Beauty Parlour.
Bittoo!
Bittoo, which one should I wear?
This one... or this one.
The lighting's great.
Wear the pink one.
You'll look sexy in the camera.
Really?
Don't you forget.
Make me look like a heroine.
Don't worry.
I will.
Now, Chutki will approach from the other side...
...and apply the paste on the groom's other cheek.
Okay? - And, aunt.
You just smear the turmeric on his nose.
Round one.
It will look nice.
And, aunt. You're looking beautiful.
I suggest that you hold the bowl.
Have fun.
Okay.
Hey, video guy.
Come here.
Don't you hear?
Boss, that uncle...
Look. I am sparing you because you're new.
Remember your first lesson.
I don't like to be disturbed when I am working.
So if you talk respectfully...
...then Bittoo will take a sexy shot.
And if you raise a commotion...
...then, thank you, uncle. Mention not.
Looking great.
Ready.
Act...
I haven't said action.
So?
Action.
''Oh, this shining bowl...''
''Oh, the cloth that belongs to birds.''
''Oh, the charisma of the girls.''
''Oh, the cloth that belongs to girls.''
''Oh, the charm of the boys.''
''Oh, this shining bowl...''
''Oh, the cloth that belongs to birds.''
''Oh, the cloth that belongs to girls.''
''Oh, the charm of the boys.''
Veeru. Apply the paste.
Look.
Wait.
Bittoo, take good shots.
Boss. Since you came up here...
...everything's become so boring.
Whether its marriage, reception or happy birthday...
...who is the star? - Who?
Bittoo, take mine.
Fine, take it from up there.
There's a 'Katto' in every marriage.
'How much longer will you make me wait, Bittoo? '
Take mine.
Bittoo.
Take mine solo. Please.
Bittoo, take ours while we're dancing.
Take mine too.
Bittoo, take a good photo of my wife.
You're taking everyone's
Won't you take mine?
You've been taking the girls. Not me.
Photo. What else.
And whose responsibility is it to turn them into Katrina?
Mine.
Ask why?
Why? - Because Mr. Verma says...
...that she'll be our next customer.
Boss, is Mr. Verma someone special?
Very special, and very intelligent.
He does the mixing of all that we're shooting.
When my art meets his intelligence...
...that's how Bittoo Video Shooter's best in the business.
Understand.
''Expensive material which is gray in color.''
''Come closer. Come closer.''
''Don't shy away from me.''
''Expensive material which is gray in color.''
''Come closer. Come closer.''
''Don't shy away from me.''
''I was attending my friend's marriage.''
''A bunch of girls were dancing with me.''
''I was attending my friend's marriage.''
''A bunch of girls were dancing with me.''
''One of them brushed her cheek against mine.''
''Her eyes...''
''Her eyes knocked me of my senses.''
''High heels under her feet.''
''Bracelets clinking on her wrist.''
''I keep staring at her.''
''From different angles.''
''High heels under her feet.''
''Bracelets clinking on her wrist.''
''I keep staring at her.''
''From different angles.''
''She looked better than Lady Gaga.''
''Her eyes...''
''Her eyes knocked me of my senses.''
''Dear, don't look at me and smile.''
''My parents are getting suspicious.''
''Expensive material which is gray in color.''
''Come closer. Come closer.''
''Don't shy away from me.''
''Your eyes are like mirrors.''
''Forsake your anger.''
''Your eyes are like mirrors.''
''My beauty's lethal.''
''I will steal your heart.''
''My beauty's lethal.''
''I am your fan.''
''Don't wander near my alley.''
''Read my love-letter.''
''What's written in it?''
''I've chosen you for me.''
''Her eyes...''
''Her eyes knocked me of my senses.''
Tell me one thing.
What do you think I am shooting?
Note. Marriage procession, the band, horse. Katto.
Enough.
And what do they all make up together? - Marriage.
No, it makes up happiness.
And that's exactly what we've to show.
So that 10 years later...
...when the hit the play button, their hearts are refreshed...
...just like the video.
Okay.
There's no point in holding the camera.
You've to capture the motion.
And by God, Laddi.
I can do anything to capture motion.
Boss. Sometimes I think that...
...if I find an innocent girl, then life will be set.
You've only seen outer happiness.
Start seeing the reality.
How do you look at it?
I can give you the guy's clearance...
...and the bride's experience by looking at them.
The poor guy's going to land in a terrible mess.
Why?
Where can one find a shy girl like her?
Look carefully, she isn't shying, she's scared.
Her old boyfriend's attending the marriage.
Sister-in-law. Show me the henna.
Don't be a glutton.
Hurry up.
What did you put in this?
It tastes awful.
Let me check.
I can't eat it.
It's fine. - No.
Yes, aunt, its fine.
Come on, let's go have some juice.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Take mine.
Come on my beauty queen.
Boss. Forget it.
When you've Katto, Nikki, Sheila,
Then why she?
She has a loose screw.
I am not in my senses either.
But what to do?
I've a liking for her.
The earrings are really nice.
Why are you glum, son.
He speaks nonsense.
She has done an MBA from Chandigarh.
But she's still acts childishly.
At least let us eat. - So go ahead.
I am not taking food from your plate.
It casts a bad omen on the food.
At Jangi Ram's marriage...
...I choked on the flat-bread when the video guy arrived.
You had already eaten four flat-breads, aunt.
You're bound to choke on the fifth one.
What a personality.
What personality?
He's Babbu's son.
It's all because of his wealth.
But he's a true artist, and he's a ham.
Thank you, Bittoo.
Do you know who I am?
Play my CD.
But your CD isn't playing.
Really, or you don't want to play it.
It really isn't playing.
It isn't.
Then let me show you.
Come out.
Come here.
I will show you how to play.
The CD isn't playing.
You're beating up the kid for a small thing.
Come on, say sorry.
What will I do with his sorry?
Rascal, he can't play my CD.
He's just a kid. He's crying.
Calm down, son.
Calm down. - Scoundrel.
Doesn't play my CD.
Rascal. How dare you touch him?
How dare you touch him?
Get lost.
How dare you touch him?
Don't cross your limit. Let go of my collar.
I will teach you a lesson today.
Scoundrel.
Rupan. Sodhi.
Leave me.
My first choice.
Macho Deo.
How many more ads have the channel received?
The channel's...
The channel's in a bad condition.
I've played the Macho Deo and Kinky Tea ad so many times...
...that I am confused now.
Are you spraying deo while having tea...
...or are you drinking tea and spraying the deo?
My first choice.
That's fine.
Aditya Chawla will handle it.
You handle yourself.
You fool.
I didn't take 'shilajeet' (Viagra) before he was born...
...that's why he always disappointed me.
What mess did you get into at night?
My videos weren't watched so many times on the internet...
...as much the tussle between you and that DJ.
You should have thought about my honour.
Father, it's that video guy's fault.
Be quiet.
Aditya. - Sir.
What about the Gurdwara's coverage?
The channel is in a bad condition.
It's your job to raise the TRP's.
Concentrate on your singing, sir.
I will handle business.
I've made a statiscal report...
...based on last years balance-sheet...
...and overturning the economic imbalance...
...of our company will be as easy as pie.
Pie.
Did you hear?
Yes.
Rascal.
Bittoo. Why don't you learn?
Can't you just stand behind the camera quietly?
You get involved in the scene.
I don't do it intentionally.
The scene calls for it.
As if it's your girlfriend.
Mr. Verma, stop lecturing and tell me...
...how will we pay for the DJ's mixer.
Money? Why will we pay?
We're not doing social service.
I don't have money.
He's a small kid. He's new to the business.
Go ahead. Squander money.
Shut up.
We're talking about business.
You think you're Bill Gates.
You pull off big jobs with your camera.
No, no. Why don't I become a truck driver, like you?
Not a truck driver, but a transporter.
Take my advice.
Take up a decent job.
I'll buy a new truck for you.
Look. Let me explain.
These marriages and parties are no use.
The real money's in the real jobs.
We'll do that as well.
But step-by-step.
First we'll shoot Mr. Babbu's video.
Then we'll make films.
Once Mr. Babbu sees my work...
...then everything will fall in place. - Tell me one thing.
You leave a DVD of your work in his office every week.
Yes. - You do, don't you?
Yes. - Has anything happened yet?
Nothing.
Son. The world's progressing very fast.
And we've to enter the fast track growing industry of the world...
...and be just as fast.
You'll never forsake your dirty ideas.
Forget it.
I will arrange for the money myself.
So what if we didn't make money in this one...
...we will in the next one. - Yes.
And you can squander that too.
You should have business sense along with art.
Look, let me explain.
Stop making marriage films.
Shoot what happens after that.
We'll make a fortune.
And lot of fun.
What a fortune you're making with a lowly man.
You keep wandering around, isn't that enough?
You can sit idle all your life along with him.
Why don't you explain to your father?
Strange.
Gurdwara. Early morning.
Hello.
Where to?
Go to study, right?
Didn't you recognise me?
You're speeding ahead...
...as if there's a sale on 'Gol Gappas' (Snacks) around the corner.
Girls start thinking from where the boys stop.
Emotional stunts.
Psychological games.
And they think they can win a girl over.
Just a minute.
Wait.
Now do it.
You should keep rocking the vehicle.
That way you can fill the tank completely.
You don't understand what I say, do you?
We cannot be friends, understand.
But I thought that... we're friends now.
I even brought a gift for you.
You must think that ''Now she's talking to me...
...so let's give her a gift and be a hero''.
''Then take her number and call her.''
It's a small gift.
I'll like it if you take it.
You can throw it if you don't like it.
Without telling me.
What did you get?
Just a minute.
Here.
What is this?
It's a stepnie-cover.
It's for your scooter.
Stop following me around.
You're a nice boy.
You're decent looking as well.
Why are you worried?
You're good looking as well.
But there are other things to be taken in considerations.
Like job, family, future.
Brains.
You know about my job.
I am an artist, I spread happiness.
Every family makes me their member...
...after seeing my videos.
When you see them, always observe two things.
The smile on everyone's faces.
And the inner happiness.
Now a person who does such a bright job...
...is bound to have a bright future. Right?
That's why marriages are prospering...
...and so is the population.
Now as far as my wits are concerned.
These days I am learning to operate the computer...
...to keep up with the times.
Now I save the final video myself on local disk D.
On what? - Local disk D.
Illiterate. - What?
Time to go, genius.
I am so cute. - That's true.
But not my type.
He's come here as well.
I'll teach him a lesson.
Veeru...
Are you crazy?
Will you come to my house now?
Just because I talked to you for a week...
...you came to my house.
Tomorrow you'll give blank calls, lewd messages.
I thought you're a decent boy.
But you're dangerous. - I am dangerous?
Strange. Now you've made me dangerous.
I came here for business.
With this cheap perfume and well dressed...
...you came here on business?
Did you get a shave for my mother? Tell me.
Tell me.
What do I say?
I did it for you. - Why?
I wanted to meet you.
I know that you want to meet me but you don't say.
Why would I?
Did we swear on meeting each other?
Did I say ''I love you''?
That's the problem?
You don't say anything...
...just say that we're good friends.
Dissolve this friendship.
If we go beyond friendship, that's when we'll have a future.
You're thinking of a future with me?
Do you have a future yourself?
Why? What lacks in me?
I have a home, an office, camera, light.
I see.
No marriage starts without Bittoo.
You think you're star.
Let me explain you one thing.
There's nothing common between us...
...to have a future together. Get that.
I thought you're not like the other boys.
But you're worse, and cheap too.
Now will you leave?
Where did he go? - Who?
That video guy.
He gave the DVD but didn't collect his money.
What's in this DVD?
Its Goldie's marriage's DVD.
Your brother had brought him.
He has heard a lot of praises about his work.
Let's see what's so great about it.
'When you take look, always observe two things.'
'The smile on everyone's faces.'
'And the inner happiness.'
Local brand.
It's local, but strong. - Its harsh.
It's Sweet. - Sweet?
I am the harsh one.
I am talking about the cigarette.
What's wrong?
Something's wrong.
Who does she think I am?
I am an artist.
I am respected as well.
She doesn't see that.
Yes, of course you're Michael Jackson.
He's really made my life hell.
The only thing this world wants is money, Mr. Verma.
Bittoo, money commands respect.
Take that website guy for instance.
Kattubaby. com.
His father was a massager in the gym.
Now his son has started a website worth millions.
You know that.
The one that show your sleazy films, right?
What's sleazy about it?
It's all natural.
That is a person most naA-ve motion.
Just press the button on the camera and leave it on.
The financer is ready.
If you capture just two-three such videos in a month.
You'll make a net profit of at least 200,000.
Mr. Verma. I've told you so many times to forget about it.
But you always bring up this topic.
You think you're very decent.
You follow girls around with the camera in marriages.
Isn't that wrong?
Mr. Verma.
Seeing what you want to and forgetting it, is different.
And showing the entire world for your illegitimate profits.
That's wrong.
And once a person does something wrong...
...his conscience pricks him all the time.
What is it?
Hello.
Yes, go ahead.
Tomorrow?
Normally I am busy, but I will do it.
Done.
There's a booking for the veneration in the morning.
Cancel it.
You're just speeding away on the scooter.
Do you know where we're going?
What difference does it make?
Of course, ''What difference does it make''.
The girl's sitting on the scooter.
So just speed away.
And keep braking in between.
With the cool breeze blowing she'll certainly fall asleep.
You can forsake these ideas and let's go to Chandigarh.
Chandigarh? Why?
You ask too many questions. - Fine, I won't.
Can I say something? - Go ahead.
Since the day we met there's something I want to say.
But I don't know how to say it.
Try it.
I won't eat it.
Check your doors and windows...
...when you go in the room to change.
It was during Goldie's ceremonies.
When you went inside the room to change...
...I saw you through the window.
And I even shot you. - You...
I just saw a little.
From the back.
I don't...
''Who says the Lord doesn't exist?''
''I am in love with you.''
''I revere you.''
''You're my prosperity.''
''I dwell in your heart.''
''And you exist in mine.''
''Beloved, I am grateful.''
''Who says the Lord doesn't exist?''
''I am in love with you.''
''Since I dreamt about you, my eyes feel blessed.''
''Your love is my wealth.''
''I will protect you.''
''That's my devotion.''
''My each breath is indebted to you.''
''Beloved, I am grateful.''
''Keep love alive in your heart.''
''I have willed my soul to you, keep that in mind.''
''Keep love alive in your heart.''
''I have willed my soul to you, keep that in mind.''
''Keep that in mind.''
''I am floored by you.''
''This is my devotion for you.''
''I've surrendered my dawn and dusk to you.''
''Beloved... - I am grateful.''
''Beloved, I am grateful.''
Come on.
To Mr. Babbu's office.
Will you introduce me to Mr. Babbu?
Just take a look, and then maybe you can help him.
Isn't he the same cameraman from Goldie's marriage?
You came so far for him?
I just thought you're from the same industry so maybe you help me.
Same industry?
Mrinalini, it's a different thing to make marriage videos...
...and working professionally in the industry is quite different.
Don't you think?
Mr. Aditya, he's not like the other boys.
His marriage videos are so unique...
...that you'll recognise his talent.
There's no dearth of such talent in Punjab.
Then sent dozens of DVD's.
They're only good for keeping teacups.
Just take a look.
What if I see this DVD?
What if it does him good?
He can be no one.
He's a lowly cameraman.
Look. Honestly, Mrinalini, I don't have the time...
...to fill my mind with cheap creative toxins...
...of a self-proclaimed artist. I mean, come on.
You're an intelligent girl.
Why are you wasting your time with this buffoon?
No.
Don't you dare touch this lowly cameraman's DVD.
Bittoo. I am talking to him. - No, you're just listening.
They learn the dialogues from the English serials on cable...
...and use it on girls to make an impression.
Look, how he's speaking.
It's only because you came here with this madam.
Otherwise a guy like you can never get this close to this office.
She might be a madam for you, she's my friend.
So you have such cheap friends.
Bittoo, don't humiliate me.
I will humiliate him.
Give him a camera and ask him to switch it on.
Do it. - Bittoo, go out.
I am so sorry, Aditya.
Is this nobody trying to challenge me?
I challenge people only who are of my stature.
Do you see who you are talking to?
I can see.
Do you see?
He works in a media company but looks worse than a truck driver.
I am so sorry, Aditya.
I am so sorry.
Bittoo.
Crap.
I was talking to him.
Why did you have to interfere?
I don't know why.
That's how I am.
I was showing him your work.
I don't want to show my work to such fools.
I don't want to.
Do you know who he is?
He's the head of this channel.
I care a damn of such Heads.
He's renowned in the industry, he's respected.
He has respect, and I don't.
You'll have it only when you make it.
Making a few families wait doesn't get respect, Bittoo.
Then how does one get respect?
How does one get respect?
By pleading before such lousy people?
It's better to quit then to ask such people for a job.
Then that's what you'll be doing in a few years.
Don't do a decent job.
Decent job.
Who do you think I am?
He called me such names.
Cheap cameraman, lousy worker...
...but you just listened to him.
As long as I can hold this camera...
...Bittoo isn't going to listen to anyone.
You have to.
You have to face such rebukes if you want to be someone.
Yes, this is why you brought me here, right?
There's no difference...
...between yours and that rascals practical thinking.
Just humiliate others to prove your importance.
Just humiliate others.
What?
What did you say?
Look at me.
I brought you here to humiliate you.
Just who are you?
Does anyone know outside your area?
If you make it big after hearing someone's rebukes...
...then what's wrong in it?
Learn to take advantage of the situation.
I don't want to take advantage.
And Bittoo cannot bow before anyone, let me tell you.
You can bow before anyone you want...
...you can let anyone humiliate you.
I cannot do this.
And this lousy man doesn't want your advice...
...nor your friendship.
Thank God you said it yourself.
Because you are a lousy person.
And you will always be.
You can never make it big.
I can never make it big?
How does a person become successful?
By making money, right?
If useless people like him can make money, then so can I.
I can make money.
Then show me.
Don't brag, show me.
If you wander out, see the world...
...then you'll see who is useless.
'All these rich people that you see... '
'... have done something illegal to make it rich.'
'Look, a job's a job.'
'You won't become rich...
...even if you shoot marriages all your life.'
'You don't have to force anyone.'
'Just publish whatever's going on.'
'That's exactly what the entire world is doing.'
'lf you want to make a lot of money...
...then you'll have to take a short-cut.'
Mr. Verma.
Let's do it.
'Go to Palika Bazaar in Delhi.'
'Go there and buy the spy cameras.'
'And learn how to use them.'
'Spend the advance wisely.'
'You've to keep track of all the expenses now.'
'Numerous marriages take place everyday in India.'
'Now, with so many marriages..'
'..there's bound to be as many honeymoons.'
'Couples flock to hill stations like Simla, Manali, Nainital.'
'Choose one destination and set out.'
'No one's going to find out.'
'But remember.'
'If you're caught then you'll be at risk.'
''We wouldn't have known what love is.''
''I wouldn't have lived without you.''
Hello.
Dolly.
Hello.
Where the hell are you?
Hello.
She's my girlfriend.
I swear. I have one in every city.
I don't look like one, right.
It's her calling.
Yes, Dolly.
What? What? What? Say it again.
Just listen.
Yes, Dolly.
I see.
Really?
Who?
Akshay Kumar.
She's saying I look like Akshay Kumar.
You're missing me, right.
You're alone.
Who else?
Give him the phone.
Pinky.
What are you wearing?
Her sister's my girlfriend too.
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing below?
Dolly. Dolly.
Listen..
I was talking to you.
Why did you give the phone to Pinky?
Horny?
Disconnect the call.
I don't want to talk to you.
Brother.
Elders have said that..
..a real man never lets women become a trouble for him.
What a saying.
''Who else would I have called when my heart yearned.''
Myself Vicky.
''What is love..''
''I've sworn to.. make you mine.''
Bittoo, where are you?
''You're a pigeon. I am a pigeon.''
''The world's a pigeon coop.''
''Everyone's going to fly away after pecking their grain.''
''You're a pigeon. I am a pigeon.''
''The world's a pigeon coop.''
''Everyone's going to fly away after pecking their grain.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''The world's crazy about money.''
''Everyone's contracted the disease of making money.''
''The world's crazy about money.''
''Everyone's contracted the disease of making money.''
''The cars and bungalows will be left behind.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
Yes, Mr. Verma.
Don't ask.
We're spending the money.
What can I do?
There's nothing to do here.
No making shots or holding the camera.
Just sit here and watch live Tv.
It's been a week here, Mr. Verma.
You..
Brother.
What's wrong?
Do you want a girl?
Boss, take me in your refuge.
Really.
My face has lost all lustre by driving the taxi around.
After today all my resources are with you, Bittoo boss.
It's a sexy job.. but risky.
I am still young.
If I don't take a risk now, then when will I. Right?
I've told you the entire scheme.
But I haven't got what I wanted.
The root of half..
The root of half of the population of the world is Simla.
If you don't get it here, then you won't get it anywhere.
Right?
''There were thousands like you.''
''Someday you'll die, only your eyes will remain open.''
Boss.
There are a few angles.
I suggest that we setup in two different rooms.
''Someday we'll be amongst the stars.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
''Hold on to this saying.''
''Everyone's a passer-by.''
Thank you. - Welcome.
Relax.
Boss. They're newly married.
It'll be fun.
Thank God they're a married couple.
Wait.
First, I need to change.
Yes, go and change.
Raj. Why did you bring a fake ID proof along?
You're very smart.
I had almost fainted when they asked for the ID proof.
You're no less of a ham.
What is this braclets, and vermillion?
You won't know the value of this vermillion, Raj.
We were allowed because of this.
Otherwise you still look like a school boy in these clothes.
Oh, God. They're school children.
Yes, boss.
I see.
Go and change. Go on. - I am leaving.
Boss. Now watch, the things that he gets out.
Candle.
A big one.
Lights. Candle.
All that's left is the action.
Boss, the track of our first film is ready.
''Step in the darkness.''
''Commit a sin.''
What a great body.
You can kill anyone.
Cool.
Come on.
Raj.
Don't they have inverter or generators?
I don't know. - What?
I don't know. - What are you saying?
I don't know.
If I had known then we could've told..
..industrialist Deepak Kapoor.
He would've sent it.
Why are you dragging papa in this?
I am going. - No, no.
Priya. Priya. Priya. I am sorry, Priya.
Priya. I was just joking.
Sorry.
Priya. Sorry.
Priya.
Can't the sixth richest man in India..
..install a generator or inverter in this hotel for his daughter.
Sorry. - Still no.
Why do you drag father in this?
Sorry, I won't. Sorry.
You know?
Today, we'll become adults.
Adults.
How does one become an adult, boss?
You don't worry.
You must been one from birth.
Let's forget the world, baby.
I don't look like one, don't I?
Love me, know.
Raj.
You love me. - Yes, I love you.
Obviously.
Raj.
Raj, phone.
Priya.
Raj, phone.
What is it?
What is this misbehaviour?
Hello.
Yes.
No.
Wait.
I will if you let me do something.
You always call at the wrong time.
Yes, she's here to lose her virginity.
But she's always asking me the same question.
''Do you love me. Do you love me.''
I already said it.
Does she want me to give up my life?
Fine. It will happen soon.
I won't let her go.
This is wrong.
Disconnect the call.
I can mesmerize the girl over the call.
And I can tell you the boy's intentions.
He looks more experienced than his age.
Priya.
Sorry, Priya.
Sorry, baby.
Raj, listen.
Listen.
Are we doing the right thing? - Yes.
This is not wrong. It's okay.
Raj. Leave me.
What are you doing?
Leave me.
Raj, leave me.
Raj.
What are you doing?
Raj.
Raj, please.
Raj, leave me.
Are you Mr. Duggi's son?
304.
You are not Bursheed Khawda?
Yes, I am Bursheed Khawda.
Bursheed Khawda's son.
Great.
It's a small world.
It's nice.
My friend..
It's a nice room.
You're married.
You didn't tell me.
Marriage.
Everything happened so quickly.
I didn't get the time to tell you.
This is wrong.
I will tell uncle right now.
Thankfully I read uncle name and address at the reception..
..otherwise I wouldn't have known.
Surprising. - No, no, why are you calling papa?
He must be sleeping.
So soon?
He's old now.
So he sleeps early.
Yes, of course, you're the young one.
''Don't call papa.''
Don't you worry.
I will ask papa to call you as soon as we reach Delhi. Sure.
You'll call me?
How?
Do you know who I am?
So?
Great.
Uncle didn't even invite me to the party.
This is wrong.
The party is yet to happen.
The party is pending.
The party will happen now.
Will a beer party do?
Boss.
We won't get the job done this way?
Look, the girls ready.
But the boy's good for nothing.
This time I will find the right guy.
Even if I have to go all the way to Delhi for it.
Please wait by the car.
Papa..
You still have the audacity to look..
..into your papa's eyes and talk to him.
For the past two days you..
You know what we were going through?
You have betrayed the freedom, the trust..
You did what you had come here to do.
Now leave. - Papa..
Don't. Don't you dare cry in front of me now.
You have.. you are a shame.
Cut. Cut. Cut, it's a cut.
What? What's going on?
Excuse me.
I think you have come to the wrong room. Please leave.
Sir, you have come to the wrong room.
You spoilt the entire scene.
You didn't tell him?
Bloody hell. Who are you?
Bittoo. Video shooter.
Video shooter.
We're shooting a film here.
Yes. Look. The camera is installed here.
See this.
The camera is installed here.
Yes. See this.
This is the top angle.
For a sexy angle.
Here. Move.
See this.
This.
Cameras are installed.
I am shooting a film here.
You are shooting with these cameras?
Yes. It's the demand of the scene.
Sir, if you permit, shall I finish the scene?
Look. You made my actress cry.
Mollify her lovingly.
It's a two-minute scene.
You can scold her later. Fine?
Come on, dear. Wipe your tears. Come here. Come here.
Come here.
Finish your scene with him quietly.
Your father will watch the monitor with me in the other room.
Okay?
What scene?
That one.
Small things do happen in big cities. It happens.
Take it from there.
Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
And you, listen.
Capture the emotion properly. And hear the dialogue properly.
You fool.
Sir.
Come with me. I will show you.
Sir, come. I will show you.
Come. Come.
Come.
Sir.
Come. I will show you.
Come. Come.
Dear, stop crying.
Action.
Okay.
I don't know what to say.
What do I say?
I don't have any justification for what I did.
I had come to liberate myself.
When I came here, I found out I am trapped in an illusion.
How can you do this to me?
No.
How can I do this?
I never wanted to do anything wrong.
I really loved you.
But you.
You hurt myself.
And even my father.
Why did I come here?
I made a mistake.
I..
I don't know what to say.
Don't you dare touch me.
You get it.
Stay away from me.
So now?
Now?
You can take your daughter home.
Tell her that the shoot's over.
Her father's waiting at the reception.
And me?
You stay right here.
I still have to take few shots of you.
Yes.
Thank you.
If only you had explained her earlier..
Next time she won't come for a shoot without informing.
You as well as I will face a problem.
They are kids. They make a mistake.
You think I am a fool.
I admit my daughter has realised her mistake.
But how does that put you in the picture?
By showing all the hidden cameras..
..you are trying to assure me a shooting is going on here.
Why?
Your planning must have gone wrong.
No. No. I never planned anything.
That's why I came here.
You are elder to me. You are sensible.
You are right.
What was going to happen was not right.
But what happened, it was also not wrong. Right?
Now..
Sir, whatever happened in the room..
..has been recorded in this local disc.
Take it.
What do you want?
What do I want?
Marriage, reception, happy birthday..
..night veneration, party, sir.
You might forget to call the guests.
But don't forget Bittoo video shooter.
What? - Yes.
Bittoo video shooter.
Sir, after watching the local disc D..
..if possible delete it and return it.
No. Even if you don't return it, it's fine.
And if I made any mistake unintentionally, sorry.
''Money. Money.''
Boss. Boss, with luck a fantastic couple..
..has come in room 407.
You will be delighted when you will see them.
A hot girl and a brawny guy.
Both have come from a village in UP.
Shakuntala and Chote Lal.
The boy is a bit shy. He talks less.
But the girl is very blunt.
I swear. She will beat the wrestler.
How do I look?
I look like Kareena in a black dress. Don't I?
Yes.
You have freshened up?
Yes.
I am fresh since morning.
Go. First go to the toilet.
I didn't do anything. I moved. So the sofa made a sound.
It's okay.
Look here.
Yes.
Look into my eyes.
I was thinking.. - What?
Let's go and see Shimla, Ms. Shakuntala.
First stop calling me, Ms. Shakuntala.
So what should I call you, Ms. Shakuntala?
In college everybody would call me Shaks.
You also call me that.
Shaks.
Sex.
Not sex.
He is right.
Shakuntala. Sex. Right?
Shaks. - I..
Sex.
No problem.
It sounds good when you say it. - Yes.
'Mrinalini.'
'Marnalini.'
'Not Mar, Mri.'
'Mrinalini. Mrinalini.
'My beloved.'
'Get lost. I won't play.'
'What's there in a name? Tell me one thing.'
'We are friends, aren't we?'
'Yes.'
'Thank God.'
'Yes. So I will give you a different name.'
'Bittoo's friend. Bitti.'
'Bitti?'
'Bitti.'
What's the problem?
I only held your hand on the road.
You jerked it away as if I have a contagious disease.
I admit I am elder to you.
I admit you didn't get time to say yes for the marriage.
I admit I was unmarried for years.
What happened?
What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
Why do you have a problem with me?
I don't have a problem with you. I have a problem with myself.
Why?
Because I am not worthy of you.
Destiny took a turn.
My brother went crazy.
He ran away on the day of his marriage.
Aunt, held my hand and made me sit on the wedding dais.
I didn't realise when I married you and reached here.
Suddenly I realised.
What have you done?
A modern girl like Shakuntala is with a villager like you.
I am not a fairy.
I am from your world.
Your and my life is not different.
Come on.
I will cheer you up.
I was thinking let's see Shimla.
Will this wrestler do something?
Both love each other a lot.
But the wrestler is not ready to express it.
How long will the poor girl endure his misery?
What will you do?
I will reunite the hero and the heroine.
Enough of live TV.
Now, Bittoo will make a real film.
''Bittoo boss.''
Here you go.
And get some rest.
If your life's devoid of happiness even after marriage..
.. if its lacking marital bliss, or if you have lost your mojo.
And if its lacking the endurance..
.. then don't keep it to yourself.
Awaken the man inside you.
No medication or asana.
We will awaken your desires.
Let's begin.
Careful.
Why did you have to carry that heavy luggage?
You hurt yourself in trying to help others.
It's just a muscle pull.
With your permission, shall I soothe your pain? - Yes.
I wonder what..
I couldn't switch it off.
Fine, forget about it.
What..
What happened?
Take it off.
I..
I feel shy.
I'm only applying the ointment.
Okay. One second.
Don't worry. I won't bite.
Take it off.
That's..
He's that video guy.
''It's a great day, think about it.''
''Look at this craziness.''
''You're alone, so am I, its great fun.''
''Really.''
''Take a close look.''
''We've met by fate.''
''Take a close look.''
That's where I got the muscle pull.
''We've met by fate.''
''We won't find this moment and destination again.''
''It's a great day, think about it.''
''Look at this craziness.''
''You're alone, so am I, its great fun.''
''Really.''
You didn't tell me yet.. whether you love me or not.
I do.
I love you a lot.
Yes.
We've our film.
Boss.
We're doing it, boss.
Boss.
You're great, boss.
You're great.
That guy got sex and we got our first film.
Now Chotelal will be famous in every nook and corner.
Chotelal's become a star.
And you, the king of blue-films.
Boss.
Don't forget your follower after you become a millionaire.
Right.
They've begun.
What..
What are you doing?
What are you doing, boss?
You took the out wire.
It'll stop recording.
Boss.
Boss, reconnect the wire.
You foiled the first film yourself.
The second time we finally got lucky..
.. and you're spoiling that too.
Boss.
Boss, do something.
Boss. Reconnect the wire.
I've connected right wire..
.. and disconnected the wrong one.
Why? - I don't know why?
That's how I am.
But the film.
We made the film.
And you saw it's magic as well.
Boss, make the film that you should be making.
Vicky.
This.. this isn't what you call a film.
Mr. Verma had said something..
.. and now I understand what it means.
This is a humans most innocent and naA-ve motion.
And we can't interfere in it.
This is a personal motion between two people.
We cannot put a cuss on it.
And why do we want to see them?
Why?
Why do we want to peek in other's lives..
.. and entertain ourselves?
This isn't just a physical motion.
It's a connection between two souls.
It's the reason behind our existence in this world.
Vicky. If we look at it cheaply..
.. then we're looking at the entire world cheaply.
And I cannot do that.
I can be a cheap cameraman..
.. but I cannot be a cheap human being.
I cannot be a cheap human being, Vicky.
But, boss? Money?
Vicky.
A father hugging her daughter.
Chotelal expressing his love.
Bringing out the inner feelings of people..
.. that's the real earning of Bittoo video shooter.
That's exactly what I earn.
Boss.
After hearing about yours and sister-in-law Bitti's love story..
.. there's just one song I can think of.
Which one?
''Little, little.. twinkle star.''
''How I wonder.. what you are.''
Vicky. Only He knows that.
The One who's sitting amongst the stars..
.. with his camera and lights.
And when his camera rolls you have to do your action.
Then do it.
What should I do?
Action.
Action!
Vicky, some times you say such thoughtful things.
I don't look like one, do I?
Do it.
Hello.
Bitti.
Bittoo speaking.
I wanted to speak with you.
You?
In a month..
What have you done to yourself?
Does it take so long to call me?
If I had known that I would get a hug..
.. then I would've called earlier.
Can I say something?
By the way.. I haven't become rich yet.
But I will become soon.
It's just a matter of time.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Money, job, earning is important in life..
.. but we cannot base our life on it.
Because from now our lives are based on just one thing.
What's that? - I won't tell you.
And anyway, you're no ordinary guy.
Come back and take a look.
Entire Anandpur's shaken without you.
Really?
Now that you're with me, I will take over the entire world.
I will take over the entire world.
Boss, you're back.
I had to go to the bathroom urgently.
So I came here in my sleep.
Is someone else coming?
She's my girl.
Bitti.
He's Vicky.
Bitti.
Goddess Sita.
You're escaped from Lanka yourself.
I'll go check the car.
I haven't driven it for a long time.
So let's see if it starts up or not.
Camera, monitor.. Even in the hotel.
There was work in the hotel, that's why.
Are you making honeymoon videos instead?
I was joking.
Lord.
Manners.
You should cover your mouth while yawning.
What difference does it make?
No matter where you keep your hand..
.. we're related by our yawns.
What? Insolent.
Leave me. What are you doing?
Preeto. Come closer.
No.
Leave me.
''My heart stays awake all night.''
''It refuses to accept that she was a stranger.''
''He's upset with itself.''
''Doesn't know what it wants.''
''Crazy.''
''Didn't get what it wanted.''
''The one it's running after is just a shadow.''
''Looked for numerous ways out.''
''Endured so many sorrows.''
''But it's just a shadow after all.''
''It slipped through my hands.''
''Why is life.. full of dilemmas?''
''Why is it in such a state?''
No way.
I calculated the entire season, the entire year..
.. still we don't have enough money..
.. to repay the clients.
Has the cat got your tongue?
Say something.
If he can give us the money..
.. then he can retrieve it as well.
You'll certainly die, and take me with you.
''I stay confused. ''
''Don't hear or say anything. ''
''Tears trickle down my eyes. ''
''All relations are severed. ''
''I fail to explain. ''
''Lost days and companions never come back. ''
''Never.. come back. ''
''Why this pain? ''
''Why this craving? ''
''Why is my heart so upset? ''
''Why this colour? ''
''Why this search. ''
''Tell me. ''
''Crazy. ''
''His sighs have become cold. ''
''His life has become lonely. ''
''His heart is still yearning. ''
''The illusion.. ''
''The youthfulness. ''
''He's completely shattered. ''
''The heart's awake..''
''Awake..''
''The heart's awake..''
''Awake..''
''Crazy. ''
Go on, Laddi.
Get the medal from the priest for Bittoo.
He's going to shoot a marriage with his broken heart.
And without the camera.
Enlighten me as well.
Tell me how you'll do it.
How will you return the money?
I don't know how?
But I will shoot this marriage.
He thinks he's Capola.
He shoots important marriages.
Please, father, not today.
If not today, then never again.
He's addicted to shooting other's marriages.
Your girlfriend's marrying someone else..
.. and you will shoot it yourself.
I will shoot it, father.
Son. I've seen you sulking today.
Don't you dare sulk again.
You are my son.
Whether you drive your car on the highway..
.. or with the wedding procession.
You should be the star, that's it.
Go. Get my daughter-in-law.
Go, get lost.
Hi.
Cut, cut, cut.
It's a cut.
She's your would-be wife.
Give her a tight hug.
Tightly.
You're still as arrogant.
Who allowed you in here?
I've been booked.
The video guy never needs anyone's permission.
Come on, let's go.
That's wrong.
I decorated the hall with great difficulty.
It's your engagement.
Jinda's appointment.
It's a double celebration.
You cannot leave before making a hot video.
Do you actually think you're smart?
A lousy cameraman, smart?
Not at all. - Exactly.
Jinda's the smart one.
He's closed such a great deal.
What nonsense.
Nonsense..
He didn't tell you.
That's fine. He must have forgotten.
I will tell you.
Come on, come with me.
Come on.
Come, I will tell you.
Surprising.
It happened this morning.
My camera. - Wait.
First tell me where did you get the camera from?
Forget it, why do you.. - Wait.
Actually, I found a rich party.
Double the price and long term business.
Just great.
I sold him the films that I made for you.
Took some advance.
I just have to make six more films.
After that I will buy a nice, big shop.
Double price. - Yes.
See you.
Bittoo. - Yes.
I will give you all the films you want.
Introduce me to the party.
Payment terms?
50 advance every week.
Direct account to account transfer.
10 commission from you.
The client's from Mumbai.
Kattobaby. com.
When will you being work? - Begin?
It has already begun.
Jinda has already delivered them six films.
And 25 lakhs were directly transferred to his account.
You mean Jinda and my joint account. - Yes.
The account at Sardar Pillar bank account.
Which fake account is that?
Fake?
Sir. Sardar Pillar Co-operative Bank account no..
.. 5400471111. Chander Walia.
Are you done shooting?
So take your camera and get lost.
What's wrong?
We're talking business here.
Yes.
Big business and big money.
Private limited.
Keep your big jobs to yourself.
How can you work with him?
Will I have to take your permission..
.. for who I should work with?
God's planning and rich people's thinking is very high level.
It's great.
Just a minute.
How was your life as a bachelor, brother-in-law?
Get the camera. - Yes.
Jinda. I need to talk to you.
Go on.
There's a problem.
That Head of yours found out about our deal.
I went to take shots of the would-be bride..
.. but he made me give him all the details.
I had told you earlier, let this partnership continue.
You got me in trouble with this new company, new account..
.. and 100 profit.
He'll take the entire money.
You're taking part in an auspicious ceremony..
.. don't fill your mind with vice thoughts.
Shall I call Jinda right here?
Jinda. Remember one thing.
You could've have never earned the money..
.. I did in the last two years.
With your father's flop television channel.
Concentrate on your engagement..
.. and on the job you're paid for.
Jinda, sir, this is wrong.
What are you doing?
Everyone's watching.
Come with me.
We'll settle everything.
We'll clear this matter.
Come on.
225.
225 blue-films. - Yes.
I've invested money for every film.
But who sells it. It's me.
I won't supply the goods.
Go and sell what you can.
What do you think?
Are you making missiles here?
I can make four blue-films with my wife on the first night.
Tell him, the money should be transferred..
.. to our joint account.
Why should it?
Are you my wife?
Jinda, Sir, you two are surprising.
You two are the Mario Bros of blue-films.
If you fight like Tom and Jerry over a small deal worth millions..
.. then what about me?
It concerns my 10 commission as well.
Jinda, let's forget everything.
Come with me.
I suggest, lets make it a joint venture.
Fine. - Great.
So, let's clear everything right now.
Now tell me, which account was the money..
.. from the blue-film transferred to?
Tell me your number.
Bittoo Video Shooter. - I know, I know.
Look. It has the account details.
That's fast technology.
Dena Bank.
That's a nice name.
Dena. (Giving)
The money should be transferred to this account.
Get that.
Fine.
Okay.
Let's confirm once again.
The money from all the blue-films that you make..
.. is transferred to this account.
Yes. Do you want me to give it in writing?
Go.
Leave me.
Let's go.
Bittoo Video Shooter.
Sir.
Well done.
You are a good man.
This is my consultation fee.
Fees.
You came to my office.
You bored me for two hours.
You used my money for this mission.
So.. you'll have to pay the fee.
Come on, Bittoo.
I am just joking.
Don't get so serious on me.
Sir.
You helped me. I helped you.
Thank you.
Take this business proposal.
Your idea of 'Shaadi Tv' (marriage) is a hit.
It's a hit? - Super.
So it's done. - Done.
What happened?
I am his assistant.
Good.
I.. just received a business proposal.
I won't understand a thing.
Do you need a business manager?
Then first give me a hug.
The best video shooter in Anandpur.
''To loiter around your house my routine.''
''Your love makes my heart sing.''
''To loiter around your house my routine.''
''Your love makes my heart sing.''
''Boys go crazy seeing you dance.''
''How can somebody be so beautiful?''
''You walk through the streets of Model Town wearing goggles.''
''Boys always get smitten with you.''
''While traveling..''
''My eyes stay fixed on you.''
''While looking at you..''
''While looking at you, my Audi got hit.''
''My Audi got hit.''
''My car had an accident.''
''My Audi got hit.''
''Why do you wear make-up and stand at the window?''
''Why do you stand on the terrace like a moon?''
''Your style has stolen..''
''Peace of my mind.''
''I have lost sleep.''
''While looking at you..''
''While looking at you, my Audi got hit.''
''My car had an accident.''
''My Audi got hit.''
''Falling in love proved expensive. - Expensive.''
''I cannot look beyond you.'' - Beyond you.''
''Your look is causing a disaster.''
''The intoxicating love..''
''Is getting me intoxicated. - Intoxicated.''
''My Audi got hit.''
''My car had an accident.''
''My Audi got hit.''
''To loiter around your house my routine.''
''Your love makes my heart sing.''
''Boys go crazy seeing you dance.''
''How can somebody be so beautiful?''